A book of West Ham's songs with a real keyboard built in. The London Stadium's anthems, played by little hands
Colors and Numbers, Not Sheet Music
Built to Survive a Toddler
They Play, Everyone Sings
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West Ham Piano Book
Who leads
Suddenly you are the backing singers
Match the colour, press the number. That is the whole trick, and a three-year-old has it inside a minute. No lessons, no reading music, no waiting until they are old enough.
Then the tune starts and everyone in the room knows the words. For once they are the one playing it, and you are the ones singing along.
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Before You Ask
Is this official club stuff, or fan-made?
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Yes, officially licensed. The crest, the colours, the chants, the artwork: all approved by the club itself. Nothing here is unofficial, and nothing gets made without them signing it off.
Is it safe for a small child?
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Yes. Everything is tested and approved by an independent lab in Europe, to the same standards any toy on a European shelf has to meet. Thick pages, no small parts, and a manual in every box.
Do they need to be able to read music?
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No, and they don't need lessons either. Every key has a colour and a number, and the notes on the page match. They follow the colours, the song comes out. That's the whole system.
Is it a real keyboard, or does it just play a recording?
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Real keys. They press one, that note plays. They can also just bash all of them at once, which they will.
Which chants are on it?
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Eight, chosen with the club. On this one:
I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles
Over Land And Sea
Jingle Bells
We Are West Ham's Claret And Blue Army
Irons
My Name Is Ludo Mikloško
We're The Famous West Ham
Come On You Irons
Are the words included?
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Yes. Every song has its lyrics printed next to the notes, so one of them plays and the rest of you sing.
What age is it for?
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Two and up. Below about four or five they'll want you sitting next to them. After that, they stop asking.
Do the chants have swearing in them?
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No. Every chant is re-recorded for children. Same tunes, same spirit, without the words you'd rather they didn't learn from you first.
How loud is it, honestly?
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Loud enough to feel like a crowd, quiet enough that you'll survive it. Three volume levels, set from a button on the back, and the lowest one exists specifically for car journeys and seven in the morning.
Can I turn the sound off completely?
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Yes. It switches off, so the book stays a book when you need it to be.
Does it need batteries?
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Two AAA, already in it. It works the moment you open the box.
How long will it take to arrive?
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Three to five days in Europe, the UK and the United States. We hold stock in each of them, so your order ships from a warehouse in your own country.
Can I have it gift wrapped?
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Yes. You can add gift wrapping or one of our gift boxes at checkout, so it arrives ready to hand over rather than ready to unpack.
What if we don't like it?
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Thirty days, full refund, no questions asked. If it doesn't land the way you hoped, tell us and we'll sort it out.
Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.8 / 5 from 20 reviews.
It's easy to understand and genuinely fun to play. A really fun way to bring West Ham into everyday play.
It has been used far more than I expected. The pages and keyboard both feel sturdy enough for regular use. It's brought even more West Ham spirit into the house!
Honestly, it went down really well. A thoughtful present that feels much more original than the usual gifts. A really fun way to bring West Ham into everyday play. Realy happy with it!
We've had a lot of fun with this already. It encourages them to keep trying without feeling difficult. Our little West Ham fan keeps coming back to it.
